Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Papa Clumsy

smurf hell bent on attacking and locating little children when they least expect it.

oh no papa clumsy raped me

by BlackSEXYMAN June 13, 2022

i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.

“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.

by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024

Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.

"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"

by vcgardenia November 21, 2024

gloria clumps

noun: glorpy
a girl who we forgot the name of so we all called her gloria

bye uhhhh.. gloria clumps?
okay glorpy

by leapordseal March 3, 2025

chinga te clumba

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

-Boy (2 years old)

Boy-Chinga te Clumba

Person- What does that mean?

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

by The random People November 28, 2020