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car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.
Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.
by LtMark July 7, 2008
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condom fight

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.
Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.
by rossdwp March 27, 2009
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nature's condom

Having anal sex rather than risking pregnancy by having sex the traditional way. This allows for (though isn't advised) unprotected sex without the need to pull out.

However, there have been rare cases where seminal fluid has found its way into the vagina and pregnancy has occurred, so be careful.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that chick from the club last night, but when we got back to my place I realized I was out of rubbers!"

"Dude, weak! What did you do, Get head instead?"

"Nah, bro, we used nature's condom."

"Nice."
by HobbesTuna December 26, 2007
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Condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man! using a condom is like you are fucking it and its fucking your girlfriend.
by Syductive December 15, 2008
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female condom

A contraceptive that is best compared to a plastic bag like you get at the supermarket. There's really no reason to use one of these, when better options are available for a couple of bucks at the mini mart, and pulling out is free.
Matt: "So Kevin, how was Lindsey last night? Did you beat it up, as usual?"
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."
by Nick D February 8, 2004
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fake condom

a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy
Last night Jimmy used a fake condom on me and now I'm pregnant. What should i tell my dad?
by tvo June 25, 2006
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condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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