2 definitions by tvo

fake condom

a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy

Last night Jimmy used a fake condom on me and now I'm pregnant. What should i tell my dad?

by tvo June 26, 2006

Thomas voster

God tier child, has a huge magnum dong and pulls mad bitches. Is extremely talented in literally everything, make everyone else look dumb, and is literally just flat out goated, as sexy as can be he manages to pull the best looking girls and boys

That man Thomas the voster, he pulls all the boys

Thomas voster-a man who pulls bitches

by tvo February 14, 2021