Chokin the chicken

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!
by Dennis Tran September 07, 2005
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awesome chicken

Better than regular chicken. (often used sarcastically)
Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.
by ChuckChaser69 May 01, 2008
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chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.
I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.
by fotofly December 05, 2010
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Chicken Dick

In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
Jeff- Hey bruv, wanna play Chicken Dick?
Sam- Nah ded, I'm gay.
by Jaden Chavez February 24, 2018
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chicken pumper

A generic insult involving bestiality. One who has sex with chickens.
Steve is a real chicken pumper.
by lucidphiz January 31, 2008
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no chicken for me

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
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choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
by G April 11, 2003
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