Regret Ceiling

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

by ITALUS September 7, 2011

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Lettuce Be Cereal

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.

Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.

by DaUsualCrew December 30, 2011

cecker

A local name for a travelling person or chav in the town of kidderminster (west midlands).

I just got beat up for me trainers. Them bunch of ceckers round the corner did it!

by SuttonFarmMush February 24, 2008

Cerebellibate

Referring to someone who has never been mind fucked, or wishes to abstain from mind fuckery.

John really hates to think abstractly. He hates paradoxes and confusing logic, and wishes to remain cerebellibate.

by Absolutely Punderful October 20, 2012

Center of Attention Syndrome

Someone suffering from COAS is so pre-occupied with themselves and their issues that they have a hard time paying attention to anyone else. An extreme version of being self-centered narcissists, sufferers of COAS frequently don't know that they suffer from COAS, but they would love the idea that they suffered from an illness.

Yo! That girl totally suffers from COAS, Center of Attention Syndrome. She had no idea that my dog died because she was too focused on the drama with that bitch from her job. self-centered narcissist self-absorbed douchebag

by India Golf Oscar September 20, 2016

ceyenna

an annoying white girl that thinks swearing is a personality trait

person 1: she swears so much
person 2: shes ceyenna

by ughlife123 April 14, 2020