Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

Brandon Basque

A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.

Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"

by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021

brandon alban

Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.

looks is a gay brandon alban lol they are all gay

by a man who never lies April 29, 2021

brandonawsome

Leader of the group "CV" on 2b2t.jp. Is incredibly handsome and famous.

ayy i'd fuck brandonawsome in the ass

by brandonawsome May 1, 2021

Brandon Lee Butler

Brandon is the type of person to cap all day no matter how dumb you look.

Brandon Lee Butler: I fucked Taryn

Zach and Luis: 99% off all caps all day!!!

by mbethel8 June 4, 2021

brandonderealest

The Most beautiful man alive, build in the image of Zeus himself. A titan over all men, and a beacon of hope to the world. he is currently single to the mystery of everyone, he will find and smooch you and your mom. look at his luscious locks on twitch

you sub to Brandonderealest? you better be.

by Rui June 27, 2021

BrandonDeRealest

The sexiest man alive. Will destroy you in Rocket League. Will dominate you in GeoGuessr. No hesitation to absolutely annihilate you in BeamNG. No mercy given by BrandonDeRealest

"Yo, you catch the BrandonDeRealest stream last night?"
"Yeah! Can't believe he's on day 190. Man is crazy."

by yowhatthestreamerdoin June 28, 2021