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Caca blocked

Never take a date to Taco Bell unless you wanna get "caca blocked"

She said was down for the A but she coca blocked me
by Vicious vagina October 12, 2017
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Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.
Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.
by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021
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kitty cock blocked

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012
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Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....
Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!
by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011
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box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013
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The darker the skin colour of a black women is, the more tastier is their juice.
X: Your new girl is black?
Y: Yeah.
X: How is it fucking a black chick?
Y: You know, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!
by ZebraheadZacNikki August 2, 2011
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Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."
by Aemar July 28, 2015
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