Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

beetlenose

A word used to indicate someone with a pointy, large, or otherwise deformed nose. Often used in a deflamatory way, beetlenose stems from the latin words beetlus, meaning crippled, and nose, meaning eye.

That waiter is beetlenose

by thegerrid July 31, 2004

beethead

A hypocritical mind

Someone who is malleable

A person who is unable to reflect

You are angry with me for talking shit about you, yet before this, my friend revealed your malice feelings torwards me. What a beethead thing to do.

You're just a beethead with no room to grow.

Beetheads do not understand why actions speak louder than words.

by CoreyMK November 11, 2008

Beetlejuicing

A phenomenon often appearing on Reddit. It's when a user posts literally anything and someone with a relevant username posts a reply. Similar to Username Checks Out.

User1234567: The average southerner's brain is slower than a 20 year old computer.

Your_Average_Southerner: Well screw you too.

User8910: r/ beetlejuicing

by Exterminator (not really) June 4, 2020

Beetrooted

Noun. A new 'state-the-obvious-and-point-out-what's-pointless' phrase to describe the state of a sunburnt person who shares the complection of either a red lobster, red tomato or, alas, a bloody beetroot.

Woman: "Man, you're so sunburnt!"

Man: "I know, I'm pretty beetrooted..."

Woman: "You mean, beach rooted ... HA!"

Man: "I hate the beach."

by goudystout February 20, 2011

Beet

usually describes a girl who's pussy has been fcuked a lot and is not tight anymore, or the girl her self is beet.

"yo that chick is beet." or "her face is beet" or "shes so beet!"

by TReelogdecarHustlE May 1, 2007

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009