artist statement

A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.

That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.

Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".

by punkrawkz7 May 23, 2012

Antisturbate

Having such anticipation for an event, you get the urge to masturbate to it.

Walter: "Hey I just got the new Need for Speed game but I can't play it because I don't have my Xbox!!!"
Connor: Aw man that's torture, you're probably just going to antisturbate till you get to play it then."
Walter: "Yeah..."

by MC Lightning November 19, 2013

altissimo

Playing ridiculously high on an instrument.

Dude 1: I can play altissimo!!
Dude 2: I can't. You piss me off.
Dude 1: Overtones!
Dude 2: What.

by bootysaxlick January 11, 2014

Artistic Chalent

When one has the ability to create something utterly horrifying or strange
Originating from me mispronouncing talent and now is a joke

"Wow, I drew something horrifying"
"You have artistic chalent"

by FNAFnerdBonnie September 27, 2017

Artist

An artist is someone usually great at artwork. Back in the 1800-1920s we had the most talented arts in the personal opinion. Now you can use it as a term to address an unemployed person good at drawing.

Jane: I recently got laid off and i’m working as an artist.
Kyla: No, sweetie, no.

by Freaky_Boi October 24, 2018

autistagay

Autistagay is someone that has autism and is also extremely gay for example someone like beezle is autistagay because he has autism and he is also gay so instead of calling someone autistic and gay you can just call them autistagay

Hey beezle you're autistagay

by TazzyIsTrashy December 12, 2018

Artistic

To be and artist or very good at art.

She is artistic

by Aud123456789101112 October 17, 2019