Antisturbate

Having such anticipation for an event, you get the urge to masturbate to it.

Walter: "Hey I just got the new Need for Speed game but I can't play it because I don't have my Xbox!!!"
Connor: Aw man that's torture, you're probably just going to antisturbate till you get to play it then."
Walter: "Yeah..."

by MC Lightning November 19, 2013