You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.
by Fudgie McGee November 25, 2011
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Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019
Get the Alabama Tuna Melt mug.When a woman is giving a man oral sex and he whispers something shocking in her ear such as "I have herpes" while the man is cumming wich causes the cum from the man to spew out the woman's nose. also see alaskan firedragon
John:"last night I gave this girl an alabama firedragon!"
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
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"I love giving alabama fire dragons."
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
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"I love giving alabama fire dragons."
by Mandara March 10, 2008
Get the alabama fire dragon mug.Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting
by MaximusMaurice August 3, 2007
Get the Alabama Manicure mug.The act of shoving both of ones hands up someone’s ass in order to reach the infinite pleasure gates in the center of a person. Then a quick tugging motion to fully disembowel the partner. Then you kiss the person and suck on their face hard enough to suck their intestines back into their body.
Imma give my ho an Alabama piledriver in Micky D’s.
My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
by Cat in the ass June 19, 2018
Get the Alabama Piledriver mug.Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
by Serequel October 12, 2011
Get the Alabama Squeezebox mug.Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.
The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick
by Bubba Ho January 23, 2008
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