god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

GOD

I MAN

I AM GOD

by naomi poooop November 6, 2020

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

God

God, a religious entity in Christianity. Also know as Yoongi

I’m going to pray to God

I’m going to pray to Yoongi

by Cupid idk March 17, 2019

God

A being who can suck my dick

if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one

by fancygoblin December 11, 2022

God

(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs

by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019

On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022