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Poptart Ninja 

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Poptart Ninja by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
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Popped the chute 

when you've taken all the abuse you can take and want to make a grand exit, you "pop the chute".
Steven Slater "popped the chute" when he had enough abuse from a passenger on his flight.

pope sloth 

Only the coolest motherfucking sloth ever to use twitter
Pope Sloth- "Lana Del Rey"

Random twitter user- "yes my führer"
pope sloth by what are this November 14, 2013

Popsicle Love 

The act of inserting a Popsicle stick into the male urethra while the stick is still cold from the frozen delight.
I gave Adrian popsicle love on the hottest day of summer. It gave him great pleasure, and made his sperm cherry flavored ichor for me.
Popsicle Love by Yoyochickashizle December 21, 2013

popcorn thread 

In an internet forum, this is when somebody posts something either highly controversial or just plain ignorant or stupid in a forum thread, or willfully derails a thread, thus inviting other forum posters to make all the return cheap shots and scornful insults they at the poster making the remark or post for being ridiculous, asinine, or beyond the pale.
"After he posted that crazy remark about race, he just turned this into a popcorn thread
popcorn thread by MTJ78257 August 11, 2014

popped a nickle 

To have farted
popped a nickle by Nickle November 25, 2016