One nut wonder

Aidon Smith

One nut wonder just passed by us.
(Aidon Smith)

by One nut wonderr June 4, 2018

Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"

Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night

by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018

Finger Nutting Good

When you nut on to a black person's Kentucky Fried Chicken. After you consume the KFC, left over nut and chicken grease will be pumped into your mouth
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nigga i just finger nutting Good at my grand dog's circumcision

by squrtle May 26, 2019

Nut November Card

Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."

by Looink November 2, 2020

Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020

face full of nut

When a male ejaculates onto the face of another person. The recipient is said to have a 'face full of nut'

I came on her face. She had a face full of nut

by Cin9e March 26, 2016

park your nuts

When you go balls deep on a girl and you park your nuts on her rant. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin

Guy 1: Dude I went on a date! Guy 2: How did it go, did you park your nuts!

by Jackrabbit 15 January 8, 2016