spread that shit

To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.

Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".

by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009

lit shit

Something that is so lit, only this word can describe it.

Jim: Hey, how was that party last night?
Tom: Bro, it was some lit shit.

by LARDP May 14, 2016

No Shit Shamrock

What one replies to an Irish man or woman in response to something blatanly obvious

Irishmen "I'm a drunk"

Asian "No Shit Shamrock"

by vivic December 17, 2011

shit train

when you are taking a shit and it is one long continuous piece that is still attached to your asshole.

I was on the toilet the other day and I had to squeese my butt cheeks together to stop the shit train from coming out my ass.

by hispanic panic January 15, 2009

pre-shit

Farting before shitting.

Wow, dude, that's smells so pre-shit! Go crap it out!

by Shitfart May 25, 2010

Ohh Shit

The words that come out of your mouth when you realize your 7 year old hoodrat grandson just stole your car keys.

When I saw my car keys were gone I was all like ohh shit

by Balrog19942009 August 8, 2010

Eat Shit

The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.

Want to come over and eat shit?
or
I'm just eating shit at Kyle's house.
I ate shit all weekend.

by slumrum September 22, 2009