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A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.
aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.
by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019
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Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
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Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u
My cat is CRUL
by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019
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Cats

Cats are powerful and cute lumps of fur. Be warned: they have awesome laser eyes, so don't fight them.
Cats are ultra powerful celestial beings.
by #somethine May 14, 2019
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fat cat

by FATCAT!! May 16, 2019
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The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal.12 It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family.4 The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.5 A house cat is valued by humans for companionship and for its ability to hunt rodents. About 60 cat breeds are recognized by various cat registries.6

Cats are similar in anatomy to the other felid species, with a strong flexible body, quick reflexes, sharp teeth and retractable claws adapted to killing small prey. They are predators who are most active at dawn and dusk (crepuscular). Cats can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by mice and other small animals. Compared to humans, they see better in the dark (they see in near total darkness) and have a better sense of smell, but poorer color vision. Cats, despite being solitary hunters, are a social species. Cat communication includes the use of vocalizations including mewing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling and grunting as well as cat-specific body language.7 Cats also communicate by secreting and perceiving pheromones.
by no no nut May 17, 2019
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cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.
*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?
by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019
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