Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

meat flick

when autocorrect is drunk and autocorrects netflix to “meat flick”

“wow meat flick is more important than us” -feral gays

by feralgayslave September 7, 2021

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 9, 2021

Meat melt

When someone is being an absolute cretin

Stop being a meat melt

by Turtle20569 September 12, 2021

meat flap sammy

The only good thing you can get at arbys

"Can I get a meat flap sammy make it RACIST"
"Make that meat flap sammy cream a little"
"A Meat Flap Sammy extra STANK"

by Goreditto-Sama September 15, 2021