Definitions by SpanglyCharly

Purple Karlsson 

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

Purple Karlsson by SpanglyCharly April 2, 2022

Blimpie 

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

Blimpie by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021

Dripping 

Method of unique arousal utilized by the Cuckold & BDSM community. A male individual is wearing a phallus restricting implementation and is forced to either view an abundance of arousing stimuli or is pleasured anywhere besides his genitals.

Jeff was Dripping so hard when I was pegging him that it was like a little faucet

Dripping by SpanglyCharly February 7, 2021

Meat Arm 

Lyncuistic vernacular referring to one's penis. Can be used both singularly and in possessive forms, possessive usage being Meat Arm's

Oh God Cheryl! They thrust upon me with their Meat Arm's. My trepidation cannot be unquelched.

Meat Arm by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021

Ding-a-lingus 

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

Ding-a-lingus by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021

Capri-Slurp 

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

Capri-Slurp by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021

Flouten 

The act of performing such elaborate fellatio that one's lover makes high pitched flute-like noises

Me an Hans hooked up gestern(yesterday) and he gave me the best flouten I've ever had.

Flouten by SpanglyCharly January 29, 2021