Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 01, 2021

Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

by SpanglyCharly February 06, 2021

Purple Karlsson

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

by SpanglyCharly April 02, 2022

Fangelo

A derogatory term used by hetero or closeted Italian men when referring to openly homosexual Italian men. Initially coined in the early 1920s after the sweet soda-like beverage it's named after.

Hey Giovanni, did you know that Tony Campanelli is a fawkin Fangelo?!?

by SpanglyCharly August 20, 2020

Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019

Blimpie

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?

You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it

by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021

Dripping

Method of unique arousal utilized by the Cuckold & BDSM community. A male individual is wearing a phallus restricting implementation and is forced to either view an abundance of arousing stimuli or is pleasured anywhere besides his genitals.

Jeff was Dripping so hard when I was pegging him that it was like a little faucet

by SpanglyCharly February 07, 2021