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Burnt Popcorn Smell 

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.
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A Delicious. Yellowey food , usually for eating at the movies or for fun at home.
Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
Popcorn by a wild bandaid May 5, 2017
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poperin pear 

Or: poperine pear

obsolete, late 16 th century euphemism for the penis, a pun on: pop 'er in.
Romeo and Juliet : ' O Romeo, that she were, 0, that she were / An open et caetera, Thou a poperin pear! '
poperin pear by emerleyyyyy February 13, 2009
To smack in the face with male genitalia.
The popaso was so strong it left a red mark on his forehead.
Popaso by Popasomen February 4, 2019

eskimo popsicle 

a frozen log of poo used as a dildo
she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.
eskimo popsicle by peppypip May 6, 2010

Is the Pope a Bear? 

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.
Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"
Is the Pope a Bear? by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009

piss off the pope 

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.
Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”
piss off the pope by jackofsly October 14, 2010