Dick sniffles 

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

Dick sniffles by BKD1099 October 27, 2016

dick in ya 

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

dick in ya by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

dick fracture 

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.

i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.

dick fracture by nobody else here April 24, 2017

Dick taco 

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

Dick taco by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

dick fluffles 

The fluff of ones penis after having spent a day in tight underwear.

Damn I've got some bad dick fluffles after last night and Tony's

dick fluffles by juiceand98others July 7, 2017

dick stuck in a toaster 

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

dick stuck in a toaster by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

dick clapper 

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

dick clapper by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017