Dick Mountain

The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.

Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.

by The Romantic Egotist April 30, 2011

Dick soup

When a group of guy are swimming together well out numbering the ladies in a pool or body of water.

John: Hey man me kevin, andy and matt are swimmin at my place tonight you should stop by.
Ryan: With no ladies? That's a big bowl of Dick Soup. No thanks.

by 4-dee June 13, 2010

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

dick juicing

verb; the process of extracting semen via penis sucking

"Have you met Kara? She's well known for her dick juicing abilities."

"Elizabeth is the best dick juicer I know."

by wannabananna July 18, 2010

striped dick

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good

kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!

by joe725 September 24, 2006

Dick James

n. - Richard D. James. see Aphex Twin

Hear the new Dick James? Fucking slams.

by Anonymous April 25, 2005

Dick Smacker

A female known for her excessive giving of oral sex to random or known males.

Man shawty right there is a Dick Smacker she did the team.

by Devon Thomass January 1, 2008