yogurt

1. White, sticky fluid that is fermented from milk.
2. The sperm shot out after you masturbated.

1. I like to add fruits to yogurt to make my milkshake.
2. I see yogurt on your pants. Did you masturbate?

by siff ess bee July 29, 2017

Yogurt Basket

When a group of guys cum in someone's ass.

We gave that bitch a yogurt basket.

by Skimlog April 18, 2018

Yogurt war

When a group of men attempt to ejaculate on eachother competitively 😂

Angelo and jadon had a yogurt war while everyone was gone.

by Datnigga23gotbars August 23, 2017

Dead Yogurt

Dead yogurt is a derogative term for a white boy with red anche spotty blochy skin that looks like raspberry and strawberry yogurt.

Shut the fuck up, dead yogurt!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Yogurt pancake

When you cum on a flat chested girl's boobs

I totally made her a yogurt pancake

by Papa 🐻 January 5, 2019

yogurt cabinet

A phrase to call a vagina. A safe space to store your "yogurt".

"Hey Jared, I'm hoping if I play my cards right tonight, she will let me in her yogurt cabinet"

"Her yogurt cabinet smelled like a sea haddock roast!"

by FrictionRoast January 15, 2019

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018