Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things
BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."
by xxxdonkey_dongxxx October 01, 2018
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clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
by GarageRat August 08, 2014
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Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009
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Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
by Kenneth L. October 28, 2005
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Circus Clown

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"
Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.
by T-DawG November 23, 2004
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clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.
She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.
by halize April 01, 2006
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The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a groupchat made on Twitter. This gc consists of absolute idiots that don't believe in bagged milk, but they're nice so you have to love them.
The Clown Family are very nice but bagged milk is superior
by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020
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