"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
by Robby Martin November 30, 2006
while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
by fintygamery January 05, 2009
by ThomasHavingFun November 15, 2018
When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?
Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
by iK3A September 29, 2011
by Argivian February 23, 2014
A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019
by Klaus.etc February 06, 2018