turletting

the process of talking to someone on facebook or msn while watching youtube or other sites; interactive web multi-tasking

turletting is the only way to web

by cosimjoshin June 10, 2011

targetuonline

Referred to by rap as artists as a form of online marketing. Originally referred to as targetuurban, targetuonline means to find your audience on the internet.

"I'ma gonna targetuonline and get you in my posse." "When the single drops we gonna targetuonline"

by papaslam September 11, 2012

Targét

Similar to Gucci but at a higher level.

(Gucci meaning good, cool, cute)

That guy over there is so Targét

by Mæbæ December 14, 2014

tarrets of the butt

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)

*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"

by Awkward May 26, 2014

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

taglet

A small tag; a lightweight tag

I slapped a taglet on it because it was too small for a tag.

by websnarky January 26, 2017

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

by bmwtuner August 14, 2017