Definitions by bmwtuner

tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.

Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?

Refers to a BMW 745i car, as can be heard in many rap songs (Lean Back by Fat Joe for one)

Get the seven-forty-fizza we rolling out of here!