targ 

Definition by Omega,
Targ is essentially taking stream of conscious writing, and applying it in a postmodern sense to describe a situation. Targ demonstrates the joy of chaos that can be found within the chaotic universe. As a way of expressing, it is available to all. As such, it has been corrupted many times by people who believe that Targ is just random images and words, instead of an attempt to humorize a particular object or theme.

Targer:Flying Soaring Falling Dying
Critic: You can't Targ for shit...
Targer: You just havent found it's relevence
Critic: What is it then?
Targer: Find it yourself...

targ by TeTaniwha January 13, 2005

targ 

The pig/warthog creature from the Star Trek Klingons. Although beasts, targs are both hunted and eaten, as well as kept as house pets. Targs are identifiable largely by the sharp horns along their backs and a shaggy coat of fur.

Damn, that targ just ate my dog!

Hear is Snuffles, my pet targ. Make sure to keep small children away from her, she may get hungry.

targ by sparklesmalone April 17, 2005

targ 

A corruption of the common term: bastard
It was editted down to as(s)tard a rather fun word form still in usage today- but given the continued laziness of the human tongue and the need to be discreet among the easily offended this was futher shortened down. The 'd' became a 'g' and now the word could be passed for either a fatherless ass of a person or a Klingon pet, kind of like a dog.

You targ!
Astard!

targ by Zilya December 24, 2004

targ 

read that other one, that is what I got from it ages ago, later I discovered it was all shit, and targ is stupid and mispelled shit, liek this siht, I can't believe what a n00b i was, :shame:

anywho, here is teh reel definition.

targ is stpuid.

I argee

I aslo think targ is stpuid

targ by TheTaniwha February 5, 2005

targ dren 

Bullshit, BS. Replacing "bull" with the Star Trek animal targ and "shit" with its Farscape equivalent dren.

"What a load of targ dren."

targ dren by frelled up January 2, 2009

bleath targ 

The word describing people who appear so alien that they couldn’t possibly have come from earth

Mark Zuckerberg really looks like a bleath targ

bleath targ by Dollar store leprechaun March 6, 2024

Targaryen Privilege 

Targaryen Privilege

The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.

Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:

Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti

Which means:

“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”

They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.

They said of themselves:

“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.

Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.

When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.

Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.

Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?

Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!

Targaryen Privilege by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2022