squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.
by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007
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Squirrel twirl

A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles
Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”
by Hardassstyle August 26, 2020
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Banute Squirrel

An obese squirrel that has rabies.
Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel
by banutehaha June 14, 2018
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Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead
Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut
by Killer kiwi 6969 February 20, 2021
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flat squirrel

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.
by Abbieiscool November 25, 2016
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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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fart squirrel

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
by BxJmc November 05, 2015
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