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sideride

A complementary girlfriend "on the side", or "bootycall" which delivers sexual gratification at times when the main relationship seems lacking.
My girl won't put out these days. Good thing I have a sideride!
by Sam K. June 2, 2004
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Corporate Sonderkommando

A term used by lefties.

A Corporate Sonderkommando is a person who seems to be unaffiliated with any business interests, usually a politician, who advocates the selling off of perfectly functional state owned assets, under the guise of innocuous sounding beliefs - such as 'market-liberalization'.

Whilst appearing like you and I and promoting all sorts of improvements to how you and I can live, the Corporate Sonderkommando (C.S.) actually works for large businesses and corporations, secretly if possible. The C.S. only exists to promote the interests of these financial institutions. The main consequence of the actions of a C.s. is a repeated attempt to take money from the poor and give it to the already rich. Like Robin Hood in reverse.

Best thought of as a Sociopath In Sheep's Clothing.

The effects of a C.S. upon society is extreme : After the C.S. led one-time sell off of profitable state-assets has completed, the taxes collected from big businesses curiously goes down rapidly and is replaced by increased taxation of the general public, despite their relative earnings decreasing at the same time. In no time at all 60+ hour work-weeks become normal and your children become unruly strangers.

Tell-tale signs of a C.S. are the, usually false, assurances that they make in advance of wreaking major damage to the poorer end of society :

"Competitive market places lead to lower prices"
"I believe in a small government"
"The only good market is a free market"
"Success and social promotion are not some right that anybody can claim after queuing at some government office. It is better: it is a right, a right that one can merit because of one's sweat."

see also : Sonderkommando chickenhawk two faced traitor sellout Con-artist politician robin hood
European examples of Corporate Sonderkommandos are : Benito Mussolini, Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Usage : 'In my opinion, Tony Blair is a Corporate Sonderkommando.'
by N Taylor June 2, 2007
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Chocolate slider

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis
Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough
by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010
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Dennis Hopper Spider

A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.
"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"
by Crown Boy November 17, 2009
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Top-Siders

Top-Siders are a type of shoe.
"Honey, where did you put my Top-Siders!"
by Beatrix May 13, 2005
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Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky
Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing
by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020
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African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....
Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.
by fission_pro January 29, 2009
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