Hog Soccer

Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.

Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.

by MBC March 28, 2003

Swag Soccer

Playing soccer while showing off your swag. Pants down. Ass up. Gotta be playing soccer well ya hear? Swag soccer is the best sport in the world.

Just make sure you got that swag turned up to the highest level.

Lana and Noah played swag soccer last Friday. They won. Everyone was impressed by their level of swagger.

by PACOLONR July 4, 2010

soccer

The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to mass genocide

"I've been playing soccer for so long I'm too tired to sleep."

by Adge August 13, 2006

soccer

soccer/futbol: futbol is religon of the world it is why to fight and die. American football is pure shit for sweaty overweight mayates to suck on oxagyn machines every two seconds to curb their next Mcdonalds induced heart attack. Hardly what I would call an olympic athelete. As a matter of fact the ghosts of the ancient olypiads are probably turning in their caskets if they could see that capatilistic drivel that is American football. Salud

Example soccer is religon it is worth scrapping drinking and fighting for if I have to explain further you are a waste of the worlds precious recources and should shoot yourself in the fucking head and stop taking up good space and oxagyn for those worthy of life.

by fuckrent September 14, 2006

soccer

KICK ASS SPORT!
Number 2!!

look at that cambodian kid! hes wicked good at soccer!

by cambo boy February 21, 2005

Soccer

The worst god damned sport on earth

Soccer sucks that's why I quit to wrestle witch also sucks

by Kevin moronson June 30, 2016

soccer(football)

the best sport in the world! better than hockey, football(NFL), and any other sport u can think of.

Jepordy host: For 300 dollars, and a chance to move into the Finals, what is the best sport in the world?
Bob: What is soccer?
Jepordy host: Well done! Congradulations!

by Katie June 14, 2004