shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016

shits bitchin'

hella.

Notice!
Shits Bitchin'
hella

by egorrrrrr September 15, 2021

Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.

I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.

by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

American company run by Sir Tobin, a carrier pigeon. Famous for stellar customer service (makes their moms so happy), dirty jokes and even dirtier underwear (in the best possible way). Coined the phrase “ball hammock” (I.e. the happiest place on earth for a man’s bits and pieces).

My husband’s favorite gift for Christmas was his new ball hammocks from Shinesty.

by sapqueen96 December 28, 2021

shintersplash

when you take a fat dook and the toilet water splashes on your ass

I just took a shit, and now my butt is covered in shintersplash!

by BowlerHatGuy January 9, 2023

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.

"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."

by abushby October 9, 2013

Trickle Shits

When you have diahrrea and you're running to the bathroom and it's trickling out as you run.

"I had diahrrea today and was running for the bathroom and it kept coming out! I totally had the trickle shits!"

by Nomisaurus November 6, 2013