sclusi

Short for "exclusive". Coined (or at least made popular) by the Earwolf comedy podcast "Comedy Bang! Bang!". Also spelled sclusie.

Hot Soccermom: "Is this a sclusi?"
Farrison Hord: "You bet your sweet ass it is!"

by goodgirlsdeservehead January 15, 2026

Schumor

Humor like Amy Schumer's.

"She repetitively makes unfunny and unoriginal jokes about sex, alcohol, and politics. She has a good sense of schumor.

by Teifry January 23, 2026

Blu-sclusive

to watch Blu-ray movies exclusively.

"You wanna go to the movies?" "Nah man I'm Blu-sclusive I'm gonna wait for it to come out on Blu-ray."

"Hey did you see ______?" "Is it on Blu-ray?" "No" "Than NO FOOL I DIDNT SEE IT! I'M BLU-SCULIVE"

by Dj Ron & Mack Jarod April 16, 2010

beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

Sherkston scrum

A beach bum that comes to the beach with one set of clothes and nothing else, yet manages to trap out for a week.

hes such a sherkston scrum, can you believe he showered in the lake?

by Mc Definitions October 23, 2018

Moritz Schumann

A cool Guy

Hey! This Guy is Moritz Schumann

by hidethepainharoldxd November 21, 2018

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021