sclum

Sclum (sk-lume) : A word defining something, someone , or somewhere as weird or odd.

"Jeff why are you acting like a sclum?"

"This milk smells sclumy."

"I don't want to eat there again, that place was sclumy."

by Yeetmobile June 15, 2018

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

scrumbag

A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.

I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.

by {:} September 26, 2017

Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.

Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.

by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010