Spock Shock

In Star Trek lore the Vulcan hand greeting that equates to human handshaking used in a sexual manner for two in the stink and two in the pink. A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. A more aggressive form of the Shocker

Dude that shit was so gnarly I had to go Spock Shock on that...To wit I announced "Live Long and Shocker" because the needs of the pink do not outweigh the needs of the stink! The crevasse of my hand bridged the Neutral Zone from Heranus to Fluidic Space. Once again the Vulcans are ambassadors of peace!

by calcactus June 20, 2013

Roman shock punch

The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.

"I gave my husband a roman shock punch last night" " wtf is that why your in prison

by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014

soule shocker

4 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink, first heard in Soule Hall, a boys dorm at Phillips Exeter Academy in NH

This boy tried to give me a soule shocker...those sketchy soule boys.

by blah March 21, 2005

shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

by MarkCox April 22, 2003

the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

by philbad May 14, 2005

schicken

german expression (verb) for being dumbfounded after a strange, abnormal or unbelievable incident

oh meine gott, deine mutter hat 3 arme! das, und ihre lilanen zähne schicken mich echt!

oh my god! your mother has got 3 arms! that really schicks me as well as her purple teeth!

by bza stza December 29, 2006

Shock-off

A person who is always showing off the shocker hand symbol (see shocker) in photo opportunities. Typically photos are in a bar setting or drunken stupor. Typical Shock-off is overweight or juice-head male who has never given and will never give the shocker in real life. (To show shocker hand symbol, open all fingers except clench the ring finger in fist position.)

"Hey look at these pics from last night...oh wait, there's Billy being a Shock-off again...and again...and again."

by Tumas August 15, 2007