brown noise

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.

Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise

by KJ October 24, 2003

Noiseposting

Comments or messages that contain deliberately distracting and idiotic images or comments, especially during substantive conversations. It's like a shitpost, except noiseposts don't even attempt to engage with the ongoing group conversation. Often perpetuated by discord users and any chat client that incorporates tenor.

Two guys: *Having a conversation about games or politics*
Guy C: *Posts a random gif of a guy eating a bowl of cereal*
Guy A: Stop noiseposting, asshat.

by Gyorufang April 14, 2021

Rubber-nosed-trout

Discarded used condoms often found swimming just downstream of the sewer outlet in the River Tyne

Look there goes another Rubber-nosed-trout. Geordy must have had a good time last night.

by Blue Mike September 4, 2006

Pink Nosed Ferrets

A way of describing a woman's breasts (usually said amongst guys)

"Dude, check out her two pink nosed ferrets" breasts

by Nerik Kester April 21, 2010

Burgundy Nosedive

To perform cunilingus when the recipient is menstruating.

Pedro: How was your night last night?

Jack: I didn't realise untill after but I did the Burgundy Nosedive.

by JaaaaayTeeeeee March 26, 2012

Blue Nosed

When you are about to sneeze but you fail to sneeze, you get "blue nosed".

I was about to sneeze but I got blue nosed.

by Kaelygon July 5, 2021

White Noise

The female equivalent to small dick energy.

Cares too much about what people think, always wants to be centre of attention, tries to brag about everything but people see right through it easily.

Gemma is white noise today

by Whitenoisegemma April 3, 2023