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A note that is ninety-two octaves below B-flat. Hearing the brown noise makes people have an uncontrolable urge to shit their pants. The brown noise was once used in a episode of South Park.
''Hey man, did you hear about the musician who accidentally played the brown noise? Yeah, the entire audience shit their pants.''
by sixstringwoman072 January 19, 2005
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Noise showing a random walk behavior, as in Brownian motion. It has a 1/f^2 frequency spectrum. It has nothing to do with crapping your pants. Try learning some physics....
You guys are retarded for thinking a brown noise can make you crap your pants.
by Ryan October 19, 2004
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An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The Brown Noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E flat.
"We're trying to find the Brown Noise. It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people lose bowel control!"
by Malorie August 15, 2005
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Communication that's usually complete bullshit or just painfully annoying.
He open's his mouth and all that comes out of it is brown noise.
by Riot Instigator October 25, 2010
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A certian musical note that when heard makes you shit yourself. Also when in large groups the result can be severely devastating.
*Brown noise*, Oh SHIT!, I crapped my pants!
by Crazy Ricochet August 25, 2006
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The sound of brown. It is a low pitch sound that makes the listeners asshole go "BLAH!!," leaving the pants of the victim heavy and very very brown.
When I was at that rap concert last night they hit the brown noise and all the niggas in the house shit demselves.
by Fat Man Jumpin January 11, 2006
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