moochie

man coochie / boy pussy/dude vag

i'm not gay but he threw that moochie back on my dick and i busted like 3 nuts

by blaccabbage April 7, 2017

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Moosh

Moosh are beings who lives on the land and digital world as a mooshroom cow, they can also be referred to as a PP farmer and a nonce because he's an idiot lol xd.

lol what a fucking moosh he deservers to be killed for nonceing and should be cooked and eaten!

by Expanding Dong February 3, 2019

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Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010

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a low lifeform constantly grazing the counrtyside, mooching cigarettes, save bites, drinks, and hence anything you may have, Very awkward as a teens moochums tend to have gap teeth and mushroom cuts, as adults begin to develop a rather offensive odor comparable to that of urine, loners most of the time moochums are not even developed enough to reproduce and therefore die very lonely and unsatisfied, with reproductive organs 16 inches inside of them it is virtually impossibe for any sexual pleasure, as migrants in the winter moochums rely souly on the nutrients seeping from the foundation of their dung huts, and never show their face until the crack of the first blue moon of the year,

That damn moochum is always smelling like piss and bumming stuff from us

by malcolm williams March 17, 2008

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Moonchild

someone who sucked so much cock that all the inches of the cock put together could create a ladder to the moon.

"Lela is so hot."
"Bro I heard she's a moonchild"

by EkarcE11 February 17, 2014

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Moosh

A term to describe when Olga Kay has just been ass raped on You Tube, or when Olga Kay was just had a train run up her ass by a frat house. Olga Kay the You Tube cum guzzling,sperm burping,sword swallowing whore well known for these mooshing activites. Her stupid feline friend MUSHKA is a rabies infested piece of fucking shit that is going to rot in hell thanks to her. If she keeps up all this mooshing you'll be able to stick a basketball up her reamed out knothole, fucking piece of shit that she is,not to be critical just sayin.

girl 1 :Olga Kay just went over to the frat house to get her moosh on.

girl 2 : Damn, that bitch is all kinds of a filty dirty whore.

dude 1 : Did you just say Olga Kay went to the frat house?

girl 1 : yep

dude 1 : Fuck she just had a train run on her ass down at the park by some gangbangers.

girl 2 : The bitch is a cum slut anal whore, not to be critical.

dude 2 : Maybe now she'll stop submitting moosh and making up stupid defs for her gay ass pretend word, dunb cunt.

by moosh hater April 24, 2010

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