1. mythical creature who's very name strikes
fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.
2. A
popular pet usually kept by
moon-farmers
3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.
1. TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized locals when he destroyed a
local orphanage with his massive talons!"
2.
MOON-FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county
moon fair!"
3. self explanatory.