moonchicken

A seriously ugly woman, who should only be allowed out at night time!

Dude, i fucked some girl last night - Total Moonchicken!! I had to put a bag over her head so i could cum!

by Vic & Char November 27, 2006

Moonchicken

Endearing name for a significant other.

"I love you, Moonchicken!"

by 295POS August 01, 2008

Moonchicken

Endearing, affectionate nickname for a loved one.

And he finally said to me, "I love you, moonchicken!"

by PAS592 August 14, 2008

Moonchicken

1. mythical creature who's very name strikes fear into the hearts of any who oppose it.

2. A popular pet usually kept by moon-farmers

3. A way for a band director to reverse-psychologize their students into child labor without them knowing.

1. TV REPORTER: "Moonchicken terrorized locals when he destroyed a local orphanage with his massive talons!"

2. MOON-FARMER: "That right ther' is a darn good-lookin' moonchicken! Won me the blue ribbon at the county moon fair!"

3. self explanatory.

by davmalyssa June 16, 2011

Moonchicken

Drunk as a Moonchicken

He drank so much beer, he was drunk as a Moonchicken.

by Tennesseeshaker April 25, 2021