Kegina

An absolute total slut. Normally, Kegina(s) are the alter-egos of the Schizophrenic Keagan(s). Can be found wearing Gothic clothing bought off Shein. Normally, Keginas will hit on you, your man and your grandma all at the same time. Often found in abundance with "Chugnuts" and will be listening to Playboi Carti repeatly. Approach with Caution and condoms.

"Oh shit look there's a Kegina over there!"
"Run away fast, I can see her cock getting bigger as she's looking"

by keginalover67 November 17, 2025

A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

Chris Keinplan

An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......

yeah Chris Keinplan is a fucking dick

by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017

Kato Kaelin

A long-term house guest who takes advantage of his hosts and refuses to take a hint about when it’s time to leave.

Scott Pruitt is the Kato Kaelin of Capitol Hill.

by ZtyX April 9, 2018

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future

Wow Wendy keeling is so nice

by Connor blakely September 11, 2018

Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019