Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.

David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.

by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019

Jared

a misogynistic douchebag who doesn't know how to take a hint, but when he does he gets pissed off at you. he also has terrible road rage, and can't complete simple tasks over and over without getting irritated i.e. has zero patience. the kind of guy who will take you on a date as more than friends when it actually is just a friend date and will ruin your favorite music with memories of how he let his attraction to you get in the way of allowing you to have a good time.

wow did you hear what he did to jessica? what a jared.

by mikayla29102 May 5, 2019

Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.

Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.

by ww2 xd May 10, 2019

Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed

Jared is not smart at all

by Big lil j May 11, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga

Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga

by OwOkillme September 13, 2019

Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard

Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared

by Yes no many so September 20, 2019