A dry texter who flexes his tesla and him skateboarding for 6 months. He's a bit of a man whore and claims to have many hoes but rlly likes this one smoth. His crush's dick is bigger than his and a baby pulls off his fashion better than his dog. Jared H likes to send forehead pics but videos to the lucky ones that don't necessarily send them back.
Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
by Jizziewizzie June 4, 2020
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