Instabuse

Tagging a friend in an Instagram comment on a sponsored post or ad in order to become eligible to win a “valuable” prize.

Can you believe Jamie instabused us just so she could have a chance to win a year of facials? She is THE WORST.

by Grass Stains May 21, 2018

Instabrawl

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.

I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018

Instabeggar

Someone who uses any form of social media to make people feel sorry for them. Typically for the purpose of asking for money.

I seen Scotty cryin on Facebook yesterday about bein broke... he is such an Instabeggar.

by DISPLACED YANKEE October 18, 2018

instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise

As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"

by canunot831 March 21, 2019

instabond

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature

Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.

by Courage! September 11, 2019

Instababin

Uploading loads of bent shut on insta

What u been doin all day, fuck all just instababin son

by Uncleboozer33 November 25, 2019

INSTABLOCK

a person in roblox bloxburg that will instantly block you for being on their property

the idiot INSTABLOCK ed the person for being on their property

by Spyder_real August 9, 2020