HAOAS

Heart Attack On A Spoon is as follows, a delightful treat i make my fellow classmates/family/friends, and is so sinful and deadly that if they eat to much they will have a heart attack, it consists of
Brownies
Peanutbutter
Peanutbutter pudding
Whip Cream
Reeses Peanutbutter Cups
Resses Peices
this is a deadly treat that they cant get enough of :)

Have you had any of Kimmehs HAOAS? if not you better hurry before its all gone!

OR

HAOAS also is called OOAS (orgasm on a spoon) becuase its so delightfull

by socks1567 December 11, 2009

Hoopscotch

Hoopscotch is a game played by internet celebrity Jimberly and is his third favorite activity, right behind eating chocolate covered bacon and feeding his hamster Winston. The term was first seen in his 9th birthday shout out on a local news show.

Jimberly turns 9 today, he enjoys eating chocolate covered bacon, feeding his hamster Winston, and playing Hoopscotch with his friends.

by TCharlie January 10, 2011

New Hampshire

A sad, lonely, pitiful and useless State that should be absorbed by Massachusetts. The State bird is heroin, and the State flower is unemployment. The State Motto is "Live, Freeze and Die". Stratford, Colebrook and Pittsburgh and home to the largest number of inbreeds in the State, and it is common to find siblings that are in active, sexual relationships with each other. If you make the mistake of not being born and raised here, or having four generations of family buried in local graves, the people will treat you like complete and utter shit.

The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.

A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:

1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married

Life is short, don't squander it by living in New Hampshire.

by Joe Buttafuoco July 2, 2020

Mental Hopscotch

Sometimes you say you will sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting waiting hesitating hey yeah
At times I think you do at times I think you don't
My mind is roller skating, skipping, jumping rope and fading
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Why can't you be like this why can't you be like that
I don't know where I am or where or where I'm at
So now you got me up and now you got me down
You won't be walking you'll be talking
watch me now it's crazy
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do a thing till I say when
So now you get me up and now you get me down
You won't be walking you'll be doin' what you love, baby
You don't think twice about what I might say

I follow you around and play an play an play an play
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do em up till I say when
Mental hopsctch
Do me dump me rill me rock me
Mental hopscotch
Roller skating skipping fading
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Harps

a word also meaning "fat" or "fat fuck". synonym also for "cum dumpster". Most commonly used as a adjective to define a "fat, small penised, savage." typically homosexual.

Patrick is such a Harps.

by yougavemeaids2! September 12, 2010

the Lyrical Hampster

A hampster from the streets with enough class to be called lyrical but with a smug edge so as not to be fucked with.

I'm the lyrical Hampster.. word em up. I hit kids with my mustang.. word em up.

by skrilla June 23, 2003

hampster

bad mofo

furry little tree climer who dabbles in illegal activities

by infoH January 9, 2004