1. An ass whose curvature is so intense that you can rest your beer on it.
2. A pair of buttocks so spherical that scientists could calibrate their instruments with them.
2. A pair of buttocks so spherical that scientists could calibrate their instruments with them.
She had such a ba-donka-donk, I didn't know if I should rest my beer on it or calibrate my "instrument".
by Dr. Poon Tang, Ph.D. January 9, 2008
Get the ba-donka-donk mug.What a fucking donk. He left his car doors unlocked. A gaggle of assholes climbed in stole the coke and weapons he had stashed inside.
I am a fucking donk. Third time now I called my wife Alice. That's her sister's name. Hard to tell the difference, their asses both look the same.
I am a fucking donk. Third time now I called my wife Alice. That's her sister's name. Hard to tell the difference, their asses both look the same.
by dickhead23 June 10, 2017
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Music for men that take steroids and pray on easy victims at bounce events. Also for 14 year olds to listen to on the park when drinking MD 2020 and throwing up all over each other. People who are over 20 and listen to this music have mental health problems and need to seek medical attention.
Whack that donk on whilst I bang this 14 year old bird but don't worry ill take it out before I cum. Wanna watch this mate?
by Music lover 69 March 22, 2020
Get the Donk mug.A amberjack that swims around reefs or sunken boats off the coast of the Outer Banks.
The Jackass of the sea.
The hardest fighting fish this side of Oregon Inlet.
Someone who really pisses you off at work.
A hard headed son of a bitch.
The Jackass of the sea.
The hardest fighting fish this side of Oregon Inlet.
Someone who really pisses you off at work.
A hard headed son of a bitch.
by Mann Jr October 30, 2007
Get the Reef Donkey mug.Getting it on, not necessarily meaning sex, is taken from the popular TV show MXC. Mixed with the popular exclamatory saying, it's on like donkey kong, which shows you are pumped for whats ahead or shows a feeling of rivalry and challenge.
Did you see the way that mutha fucka looked at me? Oh imma get it on like donkey kong and kick his lily ass.
by jalepenofighter June 24, 2009
Get the get it on like donkey kong mug.An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.
by gadiv November 3, 2009
Get the donkey door mug.Usally a back woods redneck with no teeth who enjoys raping donkeys, after the donkey gets raped it kicks the farmer redneck in the penis krippling it.
by ferrari360 February 20, 2010
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