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fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.
Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang
by IHookitUpfat October 11, 2017
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Clutch

Something of the form of being cool, awesome or lit.
My Girl came was super clutch when she shot the game winning shot for her team.
by DaddyPineapple December 2, 2017
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clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch
it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey
by 4nite March 19, 2018
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Clutch

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.

2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.

3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017
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clutch

Mavericks great Dirk Nowitzki is still clutch, and Twitter loves it. (Dallasnews.com)

Very efficient tonight, yo. (Lebron James)
by FrankDrebin March 9, 2017
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country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.
Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.
by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016
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