chair burn

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

by Fandangils November 7, 2013

cairndog

-noun 1. (m) a wild breed of dog of Scottish dog, canis scot magnis penis, with a unique online gaming style, identified by it's unusually large penis and the affliction of having a form of Tourette's syndrome known as 'Seafarer's Tourettes. Kind, loving, fond of kittens and a true friend to all fellow Guardians. If ever realised in human form it he would surely be awesome and fellow man's best friend. Difficult to type gamertags, in particular inclusive of underscores, can bring out savage rage in this particular animal and shoule be avoided.

Thank god we had a Cairndog in our fireteam otherwise we may have lost that fight, I just wish he'd stop humping my leg, torso, neckerchief and ceiling fan with the vigour that should only be reserved for the most deprived form of sex pest.

by Cairndog June 6, 2016

Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

chairez

He/she is strong and independent. Cares for his/her family. They always are committed. Family is always first to him/her. You show him/her loyalty ,they'll show it back. He/she sees everything on the bright side.

The Chairez family is always committed to their jobs.

by Beary_chairez March 17, 2019

chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.

"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"

by Wighteggy June 12, 2019

Cairel

Usually is a boy's name. Sweet person and a loving person. Can be stubborn at times but also is a generous person you'll ever meet. Very humble and down to earth. Besides that, patient person but when you pissed him off, you'll regret it. Can be the most cheerful personality and always make jokes around you.

"You're so Cairel, like to smack chicken too"

by TheFatefullEight February 7, 2020

chairman pooh

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.

joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?

by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020