cairndog 

-noun 1. (m) a wild breed of dog of Scottish dog, canis scot magnis penis, with a unique online gaming style, identified by it's unusually large penis and the affliction of having a form of Tourette's syndrome known as 'Seafarer's Tourettes. Kind, loving, fond of kittens and a true friend to all fellow Guardians. If ever realised in human form it he would surely be awesome and fellow man's best friend. Difficult to type gamertags, in particular inclusive of underscores, can bring out savage rage in this particular animal and shoule be avoided.

Thank god we had a Cairndog in our fireteam otherwise we may have lost that fight, I just wish he'd stop humping my leg, torso, neckerchief and ceiling fan with the vigour that should only be reserved for the most deprived form of sex pest.

cairndog by Cairndog June 6, 2016

Cairndog 

A follically challenged man who appears to be somewhere in his 50s, but no assets to show the age. High tales of the one time he sat in a Ferrari replica at Alton towers. He once visited Korea and made it his personality, frequents Thailand for the ladys* cough * . Sweating is part of his nature as shows a sign of submission. Especially around deck officers. You’ve heard of the creepy uncle, this is the creepy uncles P.E. Teacher.

That deckhands off for a run with cairndog, he won’t be sitting down tomorrow.

Cairndog by Rico69539 January 26, 2023

carndog

a guy who always likes girls, but some how ends up with a giant black chode in his mouth, Also frequently ends up with jizz in his ears.

mike carney is such a carndog.

carndog by katie kertroski November 4, 2006

Caindogooder 

A nautical term meaning a boat captains who dressers like a retarded 14 year old skateboarder and molests his crew.

Arrr Captain, ya can't be wearing Vans and masturbating while on the high seas. The crew will think you are a Caindogooder!

Caindogooder by JasebangsTam May 25, 2024