Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

Love butter

The white creamy juice that forms at the base of the penis during sex. It's the pussy juice changing color after being churned like butter

I love using love butter to lubricate a chicks clit......I also just like how it looks!!
B=======D

by rug dude October 9, 2014

butter my ass

v., slang. To perform an action that is considered rude or asinine by the person to whom it is done. Such actions usually (but not exclusively) fall into three categories:

1) To clearly lie to, to bullshit.

2) To fuck with, screw with, harass.

3) To suck up to or kiss the ass of in an obvious, belligerent manner.

1) "Did you know that the word 'red' comes from the Indian word for 'blood'?" "I'm a linguist, you idiot. Don't butter my ass." 2) "You fucking suck at bocci." "Andrew, it's a friendly game of ball-throwing, there's no need to butter my ass." 3) "You are a god and I worship you." "I just MET you two minutes ago, so you can stop buttering my ass."

by Okzoz August 1, 2011

Butterbeaned

The act of whooping somebodies ass in less then 20 seconds.

Scott got pissed at Josh and butterbeaned his ass right on the concrete.

by Cheesus Riced June 24, 2012

Butter my rim

Using butter, olive oil, or lard as a substitute lubricant to facilitate anal sex

go into the Kitchen and find something slippery to butter my rim

by Hard hitting answers December 2, 2014

butter on a poptart

The title of Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmires first song.......seriously look it up tho

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?, it's so freaking good!

by Black market mouse December 18, 2016

butterbeep

A word used to refer to someone as weak whether it is physically or mentally

That girl over there cries over everything, what a butterbeep.

by Shio2000 February 15, 2017