bumper shine

Term used in Saskatchewan, Canada. Def'n: the winter art of hanging onto the bumper of a vehicle and sliding along behind it, unbeknownst to the driver. City buses work well.

Cam, you shifty bastard, let's go bumper shining over on Trotter.

by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003

bumph

Extra periphery crap, surplus to requirements.

The Internet is full of bumph like spam and pop-ups.

by chaypher August 2, 2003

reverse blumpy

A reverse blumpy or R.B for short is when two parties are about to perform the orthodox blumpy but use a distinct signal or sound (can be a high pitched grunt or tuneful whistle but it is considered more normal to burp) to indicate a reverse in proceedings. The giver moves his/her body so he/she is underneath the anus and then sucks out the faeces of the receiver or blumpee. In many cultures especially across eastern europe and in particular central england close to the River Trent this act is seen by many to be an act of good will, kindness or after a mal-functioning blumpy; forgiveness. During a reverse blumpy, in order to show satisfaction or gratfullness towards the giver a hot lunch should immediately follow while the faeces is still warm.

"Oh man, jane gives the best reverse blumpys"

"I prefer reverse blumpys to just blumpys its so much more relieving"

"I asked Jane to reverse blumpy me but she kept saying no because i was her son, what's that all about"

by Marcel Van Crumpton September 26, 2006

bump

In message board terms, to move a post to the top of the forum with a pointless reply, usually to one's own thread.

John likes to bump his threads because he wants more replies to his post.

by Bubbleman January 28, 2003

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

bumpygrimes

An adjective used on GameFAQs to describe something that is ultra-conservative or anti-liberal.

That abortion protest is SO bumpygrimes.

by Hubert Winterchawf December 16, 2004

bump and stick

the act of bumping into someone but not moving away instantly and staying pushed up against that person.

"Shit son! Did you see that hot guy bump and stick me? It must be love."

by anatomically incorrect March 7, 2007