Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.

Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.

by Definitely Cade August 21, 2019

Brandon

A God at Minecraft, makes bombs?

Pull a Brandon on minecraft.

by Whywydusjevda October 14, 2019

Brandon

A pizza making bitch

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.

by Pizzaboy6 April 20, 2020

branchy

Branchy is a word used to clarify when you're craving nicotine. Just like when you haven't had water in a while your thirsty and your hungry when you haven't had much food.

#1 Good lad: 'Mans bare branchy uno, set the tonk.'
#2 Good lad: 'Here u go boss.' (passes the vape).

by Ritsenberg October 12, 2021

Marlon Brando Brunch

When someone masturbates until the point of ejaculation and cums on a pile of cotton balls. They must then shove the cotton balls in their cheeks and begin mimicking Marlon Brando.

After I initiated the Marlon Brando Brunch I exclaimed "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"

by BackFoot December 29, 2009

david blanco

a kid with small calves and musles who dreams to one day be just like a vitela

that kid is such a david blanco

by ghdklgtheagkhdnf;klsgheig March 22, 2010

Knock that branch off

Having intercourse.

Yo Gratz, why don't you try and knock that branch off?

by deansmith August 13, 2009