do a barrel roll

A defensive maneuver you can get Google to do for you by searching for "do a barrel roll" without quotes.

An homage to Starfox 64.

Mike: "Hmmm... Let me type 'do a barrel roll' into google"

waits a second

Mike: "HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!1111"

by Dat Peppy Hare November 3, 2011

a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

Nigger barrel

Similar to the family restaurant Cracker Barrel, nigger barrel is a similar establishment except the niggers working the counter complain to you about their life while serving you fried chicken.

Nigger working at nigger barrel: “aye, my boss a dum white cracker he think me an my niggas arnt shit man fuk that nigga”

Customer: Cool to hear nigger, go tell NBC and give me my chicken.

by Jag342 June 10, 2019

turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

by Al Berich July 8, 2018

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel

when your angry and need something random to say.

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

by Blaackins November 4, 2010

double barrel

Having two barrels mounted side by side: a double-barreled shotgun.

Man, I got my double barrel twelve and fucked that guy's face up..

by juliopavei July 7, 2008